Saturday, January 10, 2009

A Theorem which i simply love.......

A theorem which i simply love......

Salary Theorem


The Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientists can NEVER EVER earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen, politicians, and actors easily make.

This theorem can be demostrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation:

The equation rests on two postulates:
Postulate No1 : Knowledge is Power
Postulate No2 : Time is Money

Given that :
Power = Work / Time
and because :
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
therefore we have :
Knowledge = Work / Money

We can now easily obtain :
Money = Work / Knowledge

So when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is very small.
On the contrary, when Knowledge goes towards Infinity, Money goes towards Zero, even if the value of Work is High.

The evident conclusion :

The less you know, the more money you definitely make.

Those of you who have had difficulity following this theorem must make a Lot of Money !

Thursday, January 1, 2009

For my friends.....

HI
yesterday when i was on outing with my family, i missed my friends there then i thought of writing a few sentences for them .

One fine day... all of us will get busy with our lives,long working hours...,no more classes and lectures, friends and sms, wont have time for ourselves.At such a day we'll look outside our window,and see the good old memories flash us back and will get a smile with a tear in our eyes and will turn back to work, THINKING I WISH I COULD GO BACK....

So, this msg is to all those friends who created such gud memories.

Here's a simple yet beneficial supplication...

Allahumma inni as alluka hubbaka wa hubba man yuhibbuka wa hubba kulla amalin yukaribuni ila hubbika
O Allah! I ask you for your love and for the love of those who love you. Grant that I may love every action that will bring me closer to your love.