Saturday, January 10, 2009

A Theorem which i simply love.......

A theorem which i simply love......

Salary Theorem


The Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientists can NEVER EVER earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen, politicians, and actors easily make.

This theorem can be demostrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation:

The equation rests on two postulates:
Postulate No1 : Knowledge is Power
Postulate No2 : Time is Money

Given that :
Power = Work / Time
and because :
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
therefore we have :
Knowledge = Work / Money

We can now easily obtain :
Money = Work / Knowledge

So when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is very small.
On the contrary, when Knowledge goes towards Infinity, Money goes towards Zero, even if the value of Work is High.

The evident conclusion :

The less you know, the more money you definitely make.

Those of you who have had difficulity following this theorem must make a Lot of Money !

Thursday, January 1, 2009

For my friends.....

HI
yesterday when i was on outing with my family, i missed my friends there then i thought of writing a few sentences for them .

One fine day... all of us will get busy with our lives,long working hours...,no more classes and lectures, friends and sms, wont have time for ourselves.At such a day we'll look outside our window,and see the good old memories flash us back and will get a smile with a tear in our eyes and will turn back to work, THINKING I WISH I COULD GO BACK....

So, this msg is to all those friends who created such gud memories.

Here's a simple yet beneficial supplication...

Allahumma inni as alluka hubbaka wa hubba man yuhibbuka wa hubba kulla amalin yukaribuni ila hubbika
O Allah! I ask you for your love and for the love of those who love you. Grant that I may love every action that will bring me closer to your love.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

touching words by my younger bro to me........
FOOTPRINTS ............ in the sand


One night, I had a dream
i was walking along the beach with GOD
and across the skies flashed scenes from my life.
In each scene, i noticed two set of footprints
in the sand and to my surprise, i noticed that
many times,along the path of my life, there was
only one set of footprints.
And I noticed that it was at the lowest and
saddest times in my life.
I asked god about it: "God you said that
once I decided to follow you, you would walk
with me all my way. But I notice that during
the most troublesome times in my life, there
is only one set of footprints. I don't understand
why you left my side when I needed you most".
God said "My precious child, i never left you
during your time of trial. When you see only
one set of footprints. I was carrying you".


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

STYLE AND COLOUR YOUR LIFE!!!

Why are people more relaxed in green rooms? Why do weightlifters do their best in blue gyms?

Colors often have different meanings in various cultures. ., researchers have generally found the following to be accurate

Black

Black is the color of authority and power. It is popular in fashion because it makes people appear thinner. It is also stylish and timeless. Black also implies submission. Priests wear black to signify submission to God. Some fashion experts say a woman wearing black implies submission to men. Black outfits can also be overpowering, or make the wearer seem aloof or evil.
White
Brides wear white to symbolize innocence and purity. White reflects light and is considered a summer color. White is popular in decorating and in fashion because it is light, neutral, and goes with everything. However, white shows dirt and is therefore more difficult to keep clean than other colors. Doctors and nurses wear white to imply sterility
Red
The most emotionally intense color, red stimulates a faster heartbeat and breathing. It is also the color of love. Red clothing gets noticed and makes the wearer appear heavier. Since it is an 3extreme color, red clothing might not help people in negotiations or confrontations. Red cars are popular targets for thieves. In decorating, red is usually used as an accent. Decorators say that red furniture should be perfect since it will attract attention.
The most romantic color, pink, is more tranquilizing. Sports teams sometimes paint the locker rooms used by opposing teams bright pink so their opponents will lose energy

Blue

The color of the sky and the ocean, blue is one of the most popular colors. It causes the opposite reaction as red. Peaceful, tranquil blue causes the body to produce calming chemicals, so it is often used in bedrooms. Blue can also be cold and depressing. Fashion consultants recommend wearing blue to job interviews because it symbolizes loyalty. People are more productive in blue rooms. Studies show weightlifters are able to handle heavier weights in blue gyms.Green

Currently the most popular decorating color, green symbolizes nature. It is the easiest color on the eye and can improve vision. It is a calming, refreshing color. People waiting to appear on TV sit in "green rooms" to relax. Hospitals often use green because it relaxes patients. Brides in the Middle Ages wore green to symbolize fertility. Dark green is masculine, conservative, and implies wealth. However, seamstresses often refuse to use green thread on the eve of a fashion show for fear it will bring bad luck.

Yellow
Cheerful sunny yellow is an attention getter. While it is considered an optimistic color, people lose their tempers more often in yellow rooms, and babies will cry more. It is the most difficult color for the eye to take in, so it can be overpowering if overused. Yellow enhances concentration, hence its use for legal pads. It also speeds metabolism.



Purple
The color of royalty, purple connotes luxury, wealth, and sophistication. It is also feminine and romantic. However, because it is rare in nature, purple can appear artificial.



Brown


Solid, reliable brown is the color of earth and is abundant in nature. Light brown implies genuineness while dark brown is similar to wood or leather. Brown can also be sad and wistful. Men are more apt to say brown is one of their favorite colors.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Have difficulties? Ask the ALMIGHTY


" And when My servants ask thee concerning Me, I am indeed close (to them): I respond to the dua (prayer) of every suppliant when they calleth on Me " [ Quran 2:186 ]

A few supplications from the Holy Quran


Our Lord! Bestow on us endurance and make our foothold sure and give us help against those who reject faith. (2:250)


Our Lord! Take us not to task if we forget or fall into error. (2:286)


Our Lord! Grant us good in this world and good in the life to come and keep us safe from the torment of the Fire (2:201)


Our Lord! Impose not on us that which we have not the strength to bear, grant us forgiveness and have mercy on us. You are our Protector. Help us against those who deny the truth. (2:286)


Our Lord! Lay not upon us such a burden as You did lay upon those before us. (2:286)


Our Lord! Place us not among the people who have been guilty of evildoing. (7:47)


Our Lord! Let not our hearts deviate from the truth after selves, and unless You grant us forgiveness and bestow Your mercy upon us, we shall most certainly be lost! (7:23)


Our Lord! Pour out on us patience and constancy, and make us die as those who have surrendered themselves unto You. (7:126)


Our Lord! Lay open the truth between us and our people, for You are the best of all to lay open the truth. (7:89)


Our Lord! Make us not a trial for the evildoing folk, and save as by Your mercy from people who deny the truth (10:85-86)


Our Lord! Bestow on us mercy from Your presence and dispose of our affairs for us in the right way. (18:10) & (59:10)


Our Lord! You truly know all that we may hide [in our hearts] as well as all that we bring into the open, for nothing whatever, be it on earth or in heaven, remains hidden from Allah (14:38)


Our Lord! In You we have placed our trust, and to You do we turn in repentance, for unto You is the end of all journeys. (60:4)


Our Lord! Bestow on us mercy from Your presence and dispose of our affairs for us in the right way. (18:10) & (59:10)


Our Lord! Perfect our light for us and forgive us our sins, for verily You have power over all things. (66:8)

Monday, November 10, 2008

DONT EXIST, LIVE YOUR LIFE

There are many people who exist but what do you do?
Here are a few good deeds that i followed up, and hope it will help you too ,
just check it out...



I looked to the creation. Everyone has a loved one. When
he goes to the grave, he leaves his loved one. Therefore,
I made my loved one my good deeds; that way, they will be with me in the grave.

I looked to the verse, 'But as for him who feared to stand before his Lord and restrained his soul from lust,' and, therefore, I struggled against my desires so I could stay obeying Allah.





I saw that if anyone has something with him that is worth something, he will protect it. Then I thought about the verse, 'That which you have is wasted away; and that which is with Allah remains,' therefore, everything worth something with me I devoted to Him so it would be with Him for me.
I saw the people seeking wealth, honor and positions and it was not worth anything to me. Then I thought about Allah's words, 'Lo, the noblest of you in the sight of Allah is the most aware of Allah,' so I did my best to become aware of Allah in order to nobility in his sight.


I saw the people being jealous towards each other and I looked at the verse, 'We have apportioned among them their livelihood in the life of the world,' so I left jealousy.

I saw the people having enmity and I thought about the verse, 'Lo, the devil is an enemy for you, so take him as an enemy,' so I left enmity and I took the Satan as my only enemy.


I saw them debasing themselves in search of sustenance and I thought about the verse, 'And there is not a beast in the earth but the sustenance thereof depends on Allah,' so I kept myself busy with my responsibilities toward Him and I left my property with Him.

I found them relying on their business, buildings and health and I thought about the verse, 'And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, He will suffice him,' therefore, I put my trust only on Allah.